Musk-Free Hoodie 2025 – No Hype, Just Comfort

Musk-Free Hoodie 2025 – No Hype, Just Comfort

Tired of overpriced hype? This hoodie is for those who prefer their tech without the ego. Soft, warm, and perfect for laughing at yet another missed deadline.

• Cozy & breathable – unlike Tesla’s financial statements.
• Classic fit with a front pocket – for storing the dreams of Mars colonization.
• Ethically made – because workers deserve better than empty promises.

Wear it. Share it. Let the world know you’re not here for the hype. 🚀💥