Sip your morning coffee while reminiscing about the days when Tesla was about innovation, not memes and missed deadlines. Perfect for those who believe in great engineering, not overhyped promises.
•Durable ceramic for long-lasting sips—unlike certain business decisions.
•Microwave & dishwasher safe, because efficiency matters.
•Holds coffee, tea, or the tears of disillusioned fanboys.
Start your day with a dose of reality—one sip at a time.
