The Clown Car Keeps Driving: Cybertrucks, AI Nonsense & Meme Resistance
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Transmission 003 – A Notomusk Dispatch
Filed: May 2025 | Source: The Secret Archive
🚨 Cybertruck Recall #3: “Premium Parts Optional”
Tesla just issued another recall — this time for 11,688 Cybertrucks because… wait for it:
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Windshield wipers that don’t work
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Decorative trim that flies off while driving
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A light bar that’s too bright to be legal
If you’re keeping track, that’s three recalls in six months for the stainless steel beast that promised to “change everything.”
“Full Self-Driving” is still in beta, but “Full Self-Disassembling” seems production-ready.
🧠 AI Everywhere, Sanity Nowhere
This week, Meta renamed its chatbot to “Meta AI” (revolutionary), while OpenAI quietly rolled out GPT-4o — a name that sounds like either a printer or a failed K-pop group.
Meanwhile, on LinkedIn:
“Top AI Strategist” teaches you how to become a Top AI Strategist… in just 4 hours. $497.99.
The future isn’t artificial intelligence — it’s artificial competence.
🐦 Elon Watch: Simping, Screaming, Scrolling
Over on X, our favorite chaos agent retweeted a 2020 Doge meme, challenged someone to a fight (again), and claimed “AI is woke” because it refused to call him Supreme Daddy of Mars.
We’re launching a new sticker: “UNVERIFIED IN REAL LIFE”
For anyone still cosplaying as a savior while their truck’s trim flies off on the freeway.
✊ FROM THE FIELD: STICKER OPS REPORT
Last week a supporter placed a Full Self-Delusion sticker on a Tesla supercharger.
Status: Still visible. Still unbanned.
The mission lives on.
Want to be featured? Snap your sticker drop and tag us or email it in. Our archive grows.
🛒 THIS WEEK’S DROP
🔥 New: “Full Self-Delusion” + “Electric Hype Kills”
Buy any 2 stickers → Get 1 Free.
Ends Sunday @ Midnight.
🧠 Final Transmission
You’re not just watching the glitch — you’re part of it.
Every sticker is a reminder that the system is built to sell the future, not deliver it.
Slap back.
Laugh loud.
Send signals.
— End of Transmission 003
